quiet times.
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
HELLO ! i am a COW WOW. and i pose a threat to Mother Earth and the Homosapiens' life. When my owner feeds me premium grass, i take a long time to digest the food and then because it's
PREMIUM GRASS, i blech out
PREMIUM METHANE ! Which is
bad for the ozone layer ! Therefore, because of me and my many other kinds, THE EARTH IS DEPLETING ! And that is all part of the moomiee's plans.
ONE DAY COWS SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD ! :D In case you did not know, cows come from the planet MOOMIE. And we ride over here in MILK CARTONS (:
Meanwhile, i shall take the shape of a human being and call myself 'jon' [i heard it's a super cool popular name on planet Earth?] and wear the act-cool ACSI jacket around whereever i go so i can act cool and humans will THINK i'm cool so i can mix in well with them. And also, it helps to cover up the PATCHES OF BLACK on my skin. And if you read this, please do not tell anyone else. LET IT BE OUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRET (:
Till next time, take care. You never know when you might just see a moomiee turn round the corner and GRAB YOU AND YOUR RICHASSPUNK JACKET ! muahaha (:
*BURPS*
-inscribed at 7:55 PM